Replacing Creativity With Computers

The Music Maker Story

No doubt you have listened to modern pop music while at home or at the gym. You may have noticed a certain eerie similarity to the instruments and vocals. And you may be thinking,

“How can I make this banality work for me?”

Well now you can!

With music factory you can now create your own pop music on-line. Did you know that most recording labels do not require you to actually play in front of them in order to get a recording contract? Its true! The whole system works off of demo tapes. If they like your tape, they will sign you. This is cash in your pocket.

How it works

All you need to do is sign up with our monthly service, and then choose from our on-line database of prerecorded snippets. You can assemble them yourself in an audio editor like Sony SoundForge in the privacy of your own home! Its so easy even Justin Timberlake (did) could do it! First you need to select a genre. Within each we have thousands of prerecorded short audio snippets.

Straight Pop Vocal Snippets:

“I will always love you” (3 sec)”You are what I need” (4.1 sec)

“You saved me from myself” (4.5 sec)

Instrumental Snippets:

Short guitar riff (10 sec)

Long guitar riff with background synthesizer (15 sec)

RAP Voice Snippets:

“Shake that booty” (3 sec)

“Awwwwy yea” (4.2 sec)

“You know I only want you girl” (4 sec)

RAP Instrumental Snippets:

Heavy base (10 sec)

Heavy base with woman moaning in background (13 sec)

Heavy base with “Awwwy yea” in background (19.3 sec)

“I owe it all to Pop Music Maker – Thanks guys!” – Britney Spears

Next Steps

The next step is simply mixing and matching these clips until you have a new song. This is how 80% of the major artists currently do it. You will need a title, its important that every song have a new title so that you can sell it separately from other songs. We will insert this verbal cue into the song for you!

Generally you need around 170 seconds of music to make one song. Its not as hard as it sounds. The average current pop song repeats the same snippet multiple times. If you were to enter the popular “Awwwwy yea” snippet into a song 15 times, that’s 60 seconds right there! You only have another 110 seconds to go and you have a complete song.

Modern Audio Editing Software Does the Music Magic for You

Then send out the demo tapes to the major studios like Sony, Geffen and EMI and wait for your recording contracts to roll in.

“I used to be an accountant, but Pop Music Maker taught me how to craft a hip hop image and market it. I have never actually stepped foot into a recording studio. Look at me now biiiatch. Much love.” – 50 Cent

There are a few tips you will want to follow:

1. Pick simple subjects. Try to stay at the level of a 19 year old. Think about the things you liked when you were 19.
2. Make your title about fantasy. No one wants to hear about problems or limitations in life. Its a downer. Sexual and romantic fantasy are the best sellers. If you are a rapper, you can sing about what a bad ******er you are, and how you keep a harem. This is also very popular.
3. Put the word “You” in your title or song. People are egocentric, they love to hear the word “You.” It makes them feel good and they will then buy your song.
4. Try to be somewhat physically attractive. We live in a visual age due to video’s and synchronized dancing. Most people don’t want to hear ugly people with two left feet sing. Meatloaf was the exception that proves the rule. If you are unattractive and a rapper – which seems to be a requirement – the rules change, you can get around this by placing a lot of nearly naked women in your videos after you get your contract.
5. When your first video is due to be produced we can help out. We have a number of people who look like musicians who can pretend to be your band. Everything is dubbed, so it will look real. Don’t Delay. Your faux music career is just around the corner.

Don’t Delay, Act Now!