Real Estate Agents

Real estate agents are great….everyone loves them. In the era of the Internet, where anyone can find all of the houses on the market by searching the Multiple Listing Service, the role of the real estate agent is more important than ever. The important roles that real estate agents have include:

1. Giving clients rides in a Lexus
2. Flattering clients
3. Taking prospective home buyers to homes in a specific sequence that allow them to first see setup homes that are deliberately overpriced in order to get them into the mood to buy the home the agent has really set them up to buy
4. Upselling home buyers into homes they can not afford
5. Preforming all the complex paperwork involved in home buying that could be performed online for a few hundred or thousand dollars

The Problem

There is one problem, real estate agents want a lot of money for these services that are completely mindless and could be performed equally well by a robot. For you, the enterprising real estate agency owner we offer: Robo Real Estate Agent.

Robot Real Estate Agent Model Z-210

Robo Real Estate Agent is a human sized interpersonal animatronic robot which uses a track system for locomotion. Each unit comes with 5 basic recordings depending upon whether the home buying couple is:

1. Empty nesters
2. First time home buyers (with kids)
3. First time home buyers (without kids)
4. Single lonely divorced men
5. Spinsters

Research shows that real estate agents nationwide say very few original things to their clients. Robo Real Estate Agent comes with all the tried and true catch phrases. These include:

• “The schools in this area are great, are you two thinking of kids?”
• “I just showed two buyers this property and they are very interested. If you want it, you should overbid.”
• “The kitchen is an open plan, great for family get togethers.”
• “This area is going to do nothing but go up on value.”

Why have a human punch out these hackneyed phrases, when Robo Real Estate Agent can do it on que. Best of all, since Robo Real Estate Agent has no blood vessels, it can’t blush when punching out these cheesy lines.

Find out what the rest of the real estate industry has already learner, you don’t need to pay a human to do the job of a real estate agent when a robot can do it for less. Robo Real Estate Agent never sleeps, does not take coffee breaks, and unlike most your agents is able to keep its ego in line with its contribution to society. Stop being jealous of your counterparts in the construction business who have figured out how to make substandard housing with illegal alien labor, eliminate the pay for workers in your section of the real estate industry as well with Robo Real Estate Agent. Its a brave new world the real estate business and it all starts now!

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